"Eat The Rich"

Well I woke up this morning
 On the wrong side of the bed
 And how I got to thinkin'
 About all those things you said
 About ordinary people
 And how they make you sick
 And if callin' names kicks back on you
 Then I hope this does the trick
 
 'Cause I'm sick of your complainin'
 About how many bills
 And I'm sick of all your bitchin' 
 'Bout your poodles and your pills
 And I just can't see no humor
 About your way of life
 And I think I can do more for you
 With this here fork and knife
 
 Eat the Rich
 There's only one thing that they are good for
 Take one bite now - come back for more
 I gotta get this off my chest
 Take one bite now - spit out the rest
 
 So I called up my head shrinker
 And I told him what I'd done
 He said you best go on a diet
 Yeah, I hope you have some fun
 And a don't go burst the bubble
 On rich folks who get rude
 'Cause you won't get in no trouble
 When you eats that kinda food
 
 Now they're smokin' up their junk bonds
 And then they go get stiff
 And they're dancin' in the yacht club
 With Muff and uncle Biff
 But there's one good thing that happens
 When you toss your pearls to swine
 Their attitudes may taste like shit
 But go real good with wine
 
 Believe in all the good things
 That money just can't buy
 Then you won't get no bellyache
 From eatin' humble pie
 I believe in rags to riches
 Your inheritance won't last
 So take your Gray poupon my friend
 And shove it up your ass
 
 Eat the Rich
 There's only one thing that they are good for
 Take one bite now - come back for more
 Don't stop me now, I'm goin' crazy
 That's my idea of a good time baby