Slipknot

Letra de X-M@$

Letras de Slipknot

"X-M@$"

Ho Ho Ho Ho! 

There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree 
Gussied up candy canes and balls 
Those carolers have kept me up for hours 
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls 
Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing 
But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand 
It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools 
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man 
Ha

If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas 
You know where to stick those jingle bells 
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah 
And all you motherfuckers go to hell 
If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa 
Joy to the world and jack and coke 
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas 
Cause I never anything but broke 

Now every year the malls are just a madhouse 
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles 
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit 
And those colored lights are fucking infantile 
I think we collectively as the people 
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise 
And tell the world: 
"Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change" 
Before we spend it all on fucking toys. 
Ha

So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas 
You know where to stick those jingle bells 
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah 
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself! 
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa 
Joy to the world of getting stoned 
If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas 
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone. 
Ha

Merry fucking Christmas!