"Same Ol' Situation (S.O.S.)"

She's got an alligator bag 
Top hat to match 
Dressed in black on black 
She's got a Philipino girle 
She claims is her friend 
I tell you boys, you just gotta laugh 
Now I used to call her Cindy 
She changed her name to "Sin" 
I guess that's the name of her game 
I really used to love her 
Then, kity she discovered 
It's got to be a sexual thing 

All, all around the world 
Girls will be girls 
It's the same ol' same ol' situation 
It's the same ol' same ol' ball and chain 
I say no no no 
No no no Introduced me to her lover 
In a cellophane dress 
Then they bid me a sweet feirwell 
Last time I saw them 
They were kissing so softly 
To the sound of wedding bells 

All, all around the world 
Girls will be girls 
It's the same ol' same ol' situation 
It's the same ol' same ol' ball and chain 
Just like a punch in the street 
Or a swan dive to the street 

No, no, no 
No, no, no 
If it wasn't for bad luck 
I'd have no luck at all.