"Mistress For Christmas"

Jingle bells, jingle bells 
jingle all the day 
i just can't wait till christmas time 
when i can grope you in the hay 
(when i can roll you in the hay) 
Easy come, easy go 
have a good time with lots of dough 
slippin' up high, slippin' down low 
love'm and leave'm on with the show 
Listen, i like female form in minimum dress 
money to spend with a capital s 
get a date with the woman in red 
wanna be in heaven with three in a bed 
(one of me in heaven...) 
He got it, i want it 
they got it, i can't have it 
but i want it, but it don't matter 
she got it, and i can't get it 
i want a mistress for christmas 
i want a mistress for christmas 
(ooh yeah, haha yeah 
i want a mistress for christmas 
come on) 
Easy come, easy go 
slippin' high, slippin' low 
(yeah, aw right) 
He got it, i want it 
they got it, i can't have it 
i want it, don't matter 
she got it, and i can't get it - 
Mistress 
he got it, i want it 
for christmas 
they got it, and i can't have it 
mistress 
but i want it, it don't matter 
for christmas 
she got it, and i can't get a 
Mistress for christmas 
You know what i'm talkin' about 
mistress for christmas 
you gotta send me down 
you gotta send me down 
mistress for christmas 
i want the woman in red 
(i want a woman in the rear,) 
with bow in my bed 
(with a bottle of my beer) 
Mistress for christmas 
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack 
i wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells.