Letra de Normal

Letras de Eminem


Yo, how do I keep 
(I don't know what's up with these hoes, man) 
Getting in relationships like this 
(I'm just sayin') 
Maybe it says something about me 
Should I look in the mirror? 

I just want you to be normal 
Why can't you bitches be normal? 
Always gotta be so extra 
Why you always need a lecture? 
My ex hates to talk, she's a texter 
Even when I'm in bed layin' right next to her 
Wants to get back together 
Said not 'til she gets her act together 

She thinks I'm bein' mean and now 
She starts to scream and shout 
She's about to let the demons out 
She don't want to see me with other females out 
I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route 
She retaliates by tryin' to leave the house 
In an evening gown with her cleavage out 
We've been down this road too many times for me to count 
And all I can think is how—

I just want you to be normal 
Why can't you bitches be normal? 
Always gotta be so extra 
Like a fuckin' terrestrial 
Guess it comes with the territory 
My ex girl, she just declared war 
Therefore, I better prepare for it 
I guess bein' weird's normal 

And I don't know what's got a hold of me 
Most notably I've been zonin' to Jodeci 
I'm totally open, hopelessly devoted 
So much so that I bet you she don't know that she's 
The first thing I think of when I wake up 
And the last thing I think of before I go to sleep 
Sike, hope she don't notice me goin' through her purse 
I know she cheats, […] I'm soulless, she's—

Heartless, no wonder we're partners 
Both got hundreds of charges 
Domestic disputes but we've always 
Swept it under the carpet 
Even when 911 gets the call that 
I slipped up and busted her jaw with 
A Louisville Slugger 'cause all's it 
Really does is make our love 
For each other grow stronger 

She won me over the second she tried to run me over 
Told her I'd keep it a hun 
We all but kicked her out, called her back now she's coming over 
But why is she so wicked? 
And how the fuck did I get so twisted? 
I picked someone that's so unlock-able and shifty 
We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with 
Ignitable liquids, but I'm finally seein' 
She's only mine for the time bein' 
That's why I keep bringin' up that one time she 
Tried to two-time me 
And throw it up in her face 'til I dry heave 
How could I be so naive? 
Should I leave or turn this entire evening 
Into a motherfucking crime scene? 

Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with him 
You weren't supposed to agree, you fucking bitch! 
Especially when you're the one cheated first 
Now the argument immediately becomes heated 
You don't want me to flip, little conceded cunt 
Eat a monkey dick wrapped in a stuffed pita fajita 
Slut, treat just like a drum, beat it 
Complete it, and once you've succeeded, repeat it! 

I love you but I hope you fuckin' die though 
In our business your friends like to pry so 
You've got 'em all under cover just like moles 
Hoppin' they'll come back with intel 
But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral 
'Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go 
Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone 
Who the fuck's Milo? 
The guy at work who drives a hi-lo 
I put a tracking device on your Chrysler 
And follow you while you drive home 
But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown 
You recognize me and had Milo 
Flip me off right out the passenger side window 
I hit a light pole, you skirt off 
And then pull up at 5am in the drive in a stretch white limo 
Stumble in the side door and hit me head with Milo's demo 
But like a drunk bum, what do I know? 
Let's sleep on it like they did Revival 
I told you you're the apple of my eye so shut your pie hole 

Just wanna be normal 
Why can't you be normal? 
Yeah, I just wanna be normal 
Why can't you be normal?