"Good Guy"

Here we go, again, from heroes to villains 
Used to be your Romeo, but we were both were jilted 
A couple of times, so we had a slippery slope to deal with 
But still it gave me hope 
That we'll get through it together, a severed earlobe 
Mailed to you in an E-N-V-E lope 
Would be dope, but 
What kind of lengths can you go? 
Pull a Vincent Van Gogh, just to convince a damn ho 
To be a housewife who outright lies 
She's blackout drunk, now she's backin' out my drive 
I ran outside, why's she tryna act out? 
She's just about my size 
Hit me in the mouth twice 
Guys, when someone you die for sticks a steak knife in your heart 
Do you try more? 
Another late night in 
She stumbles through my door, lets the daylight in 
And all we do's fight more 
And I ain't violent 
But she's goin' through my drawers to plant the K-Y in 
I'm gettin' accused by a whore 
Who smells like St. Ides and 
Who has probably screwed five more guys, sucked eight, nine men 
I'm takin' two by fours, to our eight by tens 
Bitch it's you I tore, out the frame, I win 
Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in 
And here's some two-ply for 
When you date my friends, in order to wipe your ass 
When you moved your bowels 
When we renewed our vows 
This the thanks I get 
I'm waitin' for the date 
I can hear you say, "Marshall, what a skank I've been 
And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him" 
Got your tubes tied for him 
Got that boob job for him 
Hurts me to my core 
But the pain I'm in, after you I swore 
To make the gray skies in 
Here comes the rays like wind 
You get a pay hike, and, am I the good guy, or? 
Do I just play like him and hope that he dumps you? 
It's like the dream come true, just to scream "Fuck you" 
Guess you take life in the same way you play dice then 
'Cause you just look at me and roll them little snakes eyes in


 

 
Since you bought the jury, they'll call me guilty, they'll call me guilty 
You bought the jury, they'll call me guilty, even though you know the real me 
You can't be the cheater, convincin' nonbeliever 
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out but I let you say that you're the good guy 
'Cause this ain't what love looks like 
You can't be the cheater, convincin' nonbeliever 
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out but I let you say that you're the good guy 
They like, "You're the good guy," they like, they like 
They like, "You're the good guy"