Mom and Dad Don't Look So Hot These Days, They're Getting over the Hill
Death Is Closing in and Catching up as Far as I Can Tell
Got a Plan of Action and Cold Blood and It Smells of Defiance
I'll Just Wait for Mom and Dad to Die and Get My Inheritance.
Well, Now I Want More
'Cause I'm Getting Bored
And I'm Going Nowhere Fast
I Was Once Filled With Doubt
But It's All Figured out
That Nothing Good Can Last.
Crows Feet and Rot Are Setting in and Time Is Running out
My Parent's Income Interest Rate Is Gaining Higher Clout
I'm a Snot-Nosed Slob Without a Job and I Know I Damn Well Should
Mom and Dad Don't Look So Hot These Days but My Future's Looking Good.